It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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