So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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