Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
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theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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