Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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