Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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