Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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