he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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