Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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