In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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