is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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