I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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