There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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