Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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