dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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