whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
