I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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