there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I supernannyed him into submission
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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