is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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