a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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