five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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