i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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