my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
no more duck duck goose at the bar
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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