This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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