Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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