He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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