I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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