I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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