Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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