My brain says no but my pants say off.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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