I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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