so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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