Whod you bang
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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