I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
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...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I woke up under a house in Key West
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