yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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