i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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