I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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