If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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