Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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