Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
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I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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