I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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