would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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