I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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