I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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