I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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