I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The struggles of a small town man whore
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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