I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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