I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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