you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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