i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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