shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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