So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
why do cheetos always look like penises
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
we're so committed to being not committed
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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