haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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