I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
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