beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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