Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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