can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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