He is an equal opportunity slut.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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