I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
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I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
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Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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