the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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