At least make sure they are 18
Why
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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