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We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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