Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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