i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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